I keep hearing that something's about to happen...

Can someone tell me what's going on?

Maybe I can do something to help?

Just a quick question out of curiosity..

If you were to fuck an alternate version of yourself..Would that be classified as masturbation?

Because you know...It is you and all..

Alfons... what the fuck happened to my kid sister? Did... she get drunk or hit upside the head or... what?

Seriously... this is wrong.

Too many people here are boring...

I'm glad there are some fun people, though.

At least the inn is kinda comfy.

((OOC: edit: Al didn't really make it out until later in the afternoon XD;; ))

EDWARD.

Your automail is a MESS!

Come in here so I can take care of it.

...

And by the way, I'm not taking no for an answer.

{Might include things of the makey-outey variety, as well as other stuff, so run far away, kiddies! Adult content filter just in case though! :3}

Hey, Alfons- my Alfons-?

...Techincally, I think you're about to get alcohol poisoning. And prolly puke on a tombstone.

So I'm guessing we're gonna have an extra stray tonight?

*Russel is out in a rather busy area of the street, looking for wimmins with delicious looking necks. He's hungry, and so is Fletcher*

*Talking to himself* Hmm.... perhaps her?... No, I should stay away from military, that would attract a lot of attention... Too old... too young...

Ah... perfect.

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*Edward is roaming the streets, looking for all the world like a lost child trapped in a man's body as golden eyes scan the area. Yeah, he saw Archer, and he's a little shaken up, but he knows he's not human - and thus a little harder to kill - so he's determined to do what he set out to do ( Read more... )

Alfons- what the HELL were you THINKING-?! You weren't, were you?

I am really beginning to dislike this place..